I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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