i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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