smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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