I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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