Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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