Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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