Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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