My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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