Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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