you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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