Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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