Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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