Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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