Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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