um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
so much tequila, so little girl.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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