five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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