I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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