my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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