so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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