I just saw a hot homeless man
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Randomize
