Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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