I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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