D3 body, D1 cock
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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