how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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