Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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