What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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