Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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