how can u be prego again
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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