Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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