If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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