I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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