Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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