Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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