apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I am mentally ready for anal.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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