I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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