He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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