I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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You. Win. At. Life.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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