I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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