hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
