I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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