For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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