Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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