Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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