I'm gonna have a badass scar
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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