Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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