Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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