Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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