Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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