who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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