So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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