Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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